Script Runtime: 10-14 minutes
Cast: 4 Males, 2 Females, and 1 M/F
 
This is much ado about even less than nothing. Don John is rich and bored. For a hobby, he decides to manipulate the budding romance between Hero, the Heroine and Claudio, the Hero (yeah that messes us up, too).
 
Hero and Claudio, for a hobby, decide to manipulate the cutting romance between Beatrice, the wit, and Benedick, the wag. Beatrice and Benedick imitate a middle school mating ritual by using insults as a form of courtship. This play has all the drama of a high school hallway.